Friday, May 11, 2007

I'm a Abrianist, too

I need to get this off my chest: I don't believe in Brian Sapient (founder of The Blasphemy Project). Why? Let me count the ways.

1. There is no scientific evidence that he exists.

2. I've never met him.

3. He's never done anything for me.

4. The existence of evil disproves his existence.

5. There's so much suffering in the world. How could he exist?

6. Some of Brian's followers are jerks and have done bad things.

7. People who say Brian exists are hypocrites.

8. People think Brian exists because they need a crutch to get them through life.

9. Brian hasn't revealed himself to me even though I've asked him to do so.

Well, there it is.


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